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Here’s Tom with the weather.  You’ve changed my life for the better, you are appreciated.  Happy Birthday, Bill.  

Here’s Tom with the weather.  You’ve changed my life for the better, you are appreciated.  Happy Birthday, Bill.  

I love beating women.

I love beating women.

Odin wins.

Odin wins.

Have you smoked pot?

Have you smoked pot?

Dave Chappelle on Marijuana

Dave Chappelle on Marijuana

Life Explained

Life Explained

His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, “Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, “Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”

LOLOLOL

LOLOLOL

Mr. Garrison on Evolution.

HILARIOUS Stand-up on Videogames

Cocaine is just nature’s way of tell you that you have too much money.
Richard Pryor

TACOS TACOS TACOS TACOS

The World is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round, and it has thrills and chills and is very brightly colored, and it’s very loud. And it’s fun, for a while.

Some people have been on the ride for a long time, and they’ve begun to question, “Is this real, or is this just a ride?”, and other people have remembered, and they’ve come back to us and they say “Hey, don’t worry. Don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.” and we kill those people.

“Shut him up! We have alot invested in this ride! Shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account, and my family. This just has to be real.”

It’s just a ride.

But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that. You ever noticed that? And let the demons run amok. But it doesn’t matter, because, it’s just a ride.
Bill Hicks